futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

image

I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(via all--things--must--pass)

brainbowunicorn:

lady-tromboss:

imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

this was beautiful

(via baraboobiesatl)

lunabriluna:

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.

(via roseriku-deactivated20200506)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via punkrock-rosy-deactivated201407)

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad is having a conference call with all these senior managers from his work so I’ve had to sit in silence for the last 30 minutes because they can hear everything going on in the background and my brother just walked in yelling ‘what’s up faggots’ at the top of his voice and I have never felt such an uncomfortable silence in all my life

(via audienceandaudio)